The next person who tells me that I should be ashamed of being white is going to get it. I am NOT ashamed of being a white person. I am allowed to be proud of who I am. Being white does not automatically make me a racist. For fucks sake telling me that I should be ashamed of being white is RACIST. It is possible to be racist against white people, contrary to popular belief.
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
*misplaces one finger on keyboard* *windows 8 opens up start menu, does a search, opens up microsoft word, automatically types “fuck you” 37 times, notifies the nsa, notifies obama, shuts off and self destructs*
Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.”